1. outofcontextdnd:

    "Ok, so according to my Tarot drawing, the pub, indicated by the ace of cups, will fall into the Sun or probably just catch on fire and there will be lots of stabbing based on the Ten of Swords.  But I also drew Fortune, so we should probably go for it."  - party Psyker (40k), who we later learned had absolutely no training in Divination

     

  2. "Friend, via text: I have acquired a heavy war horse… I am a gnome.
    Me: Can you even ride it?
    Friend: …I have a rope ladder."
    — (via outofcontextdnd)
     

  3. Season 3 of TNG

    ENGAGE!

     

  4. leticheecopae:

    lesbiangrandmas:

    randomfandomteacher:

    heretical-hypothetical:

    artigosaurus:

    queen-of-dork:

    i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

    debisanacronym1:

    WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

    NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

    IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

    WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

    VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

    THE UNDERDOG

    I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

    SOURCES
    HERE

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    (via shieldmaiden-of-edoras)

     

  5. thestorygirl:

    nightmaresandsexyghouls:

    grim-doll:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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    OCTOBER IS HERE

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    (via shieldmaiden-of-edoras)

     
  6. gatheringsteveargylesmagic:

    cardcompass:

    Jace’s Ingenuity

    I was NOT expecting to see Jace, the Glitter Sculptor in my dash…

    (via steveargyle)

     

  7. outofcontextdnd:

    The magical muffins shine as your arms reconnect to your body.

     

  8. grim-doll:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    (via shieldmaiden-of-edoras)

     
  9. lzbth:

    correct method

    (Source: pinkmanjesse, via shieldmaiden-of-edoras)

     
  10. hakaseheart:

    why you should be watching toku, part 2: the crazy shit